The best gift!

I liked this quote (not mine):
"The best gift you can give is a hug: one size fits all & no one ever minds if you return it. "
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And well... here's my take:

Guy's version would be:

"The best gift you can give is a hug, but be prepared to run away as well.... (oh well... just in case) !!!

Coz if the gift doesn't get accepted, then quite unfortunately, you are sure of NOT getting your gift back in return, but rather... she would surely be generous enough to make that day memorable for you for the rest of your life! Quite an embarrassment that you surely don't want to live your life with!!!! "

-Vedhas Pandit

लहरी short quotes -Part7! (Do not plagiarise please!)

Surely, planning helps you in many ways... For instance, you atleast know what will not fall in place!
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"घेतलेली वस्तू परत करणे ही घेणार्याची "जबाबदारी" असते,
गरजेस्तव एकदा घेणे ही "मजबूरी",
वरचेवर मागणे "लाचारी",
आणि न मागता घेणे "चोरी" असते!"
(One of the lines I had on my COEP hostel room :D, I was badly frustrated that day esp. with people in the neighboring room daily asking me for my toothpaste! LoL!!!! काय दिवस होते ते!!! :) Hostel life!!! ;) :D )
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"When you have in hand something that has a blister that starts to peel off, you can't help fiddling with it"-Richard Fennyman
"And unfortunately, your heart is no exception!"-Vedhas Pandit
(You know what I mean... ..... Nostalgia!)
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No तिळगूळ ??? Then No गोडवा! :P
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About my blood group:
"Whatever be your blood group, but always..... B+ve!!!!" :)

-Vedhas Pandit

लहरी short quotes -Part6! (Do not plagiarise please!)

Now here's the irony: Any action that is morally, ethically, logically appropriate -all at the same time, is hardly acceptable by the society and is termed as abnormal or is "out of standard norms"!!!
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(Gtalk status approaching new year):
They say my homeland lags behind US by decades... Well, for some hours atleast, we will be an year ahead of them... yet again!!! :)
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(Right after Las Vegas Trip):
“Vegas" back from Vedhas... What mistke Englidh??? I swear... m not drunk! ”
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(Somebody asked me about my paycheck in gtalk :O)
असं म्हणतात की मुलीचं वय आणि पुरुषाचा पगार कधीच विचारू नये... कारण उलटा प्रश्न कोणी कधी विचारणारही नाही... Answer is known to everybody, practically zero in most cases! (मुलीचा पगार आणि पुरुषाचं वय) :)
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(Heard the news about मेरा भारत giving some "serious" warnings to Pakistan and "demanding" deportation of Dawood after Mumbai bomb blasts):
दावूद आणि कंपनी तिथेच बरी... न जाणो त्यांना इथे आणायचे, ते जामिनावर सुटुन निवडणूक लढवून आपल्याच डोक्यावर बसायचे! X-(
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(After getting grades for this semester):
जो मिल गया उसीको मुकद्दर समझ लिया, जो खो गया मैं उसको भुलाता चला गया...

-Vedhas Pandit